So You Want to Fight Ty Cobb?

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Description: Ty Cobb was one of the greatest baseball players to ever live, and the first man inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. He was also an ornery Son of Bitch and the most hated man in the early years of the game. And he’s been dead since 1961.

The Georgia Peach, as he was sometimes called, still holds the record for the highest career batting average, meaning he probably won’t miss when he’s beating the crap out of you. He also holds the title for most bases stolen, meaning he’ll probably rob you afterwards.

Ultimate Weapon: Spiking

Tips:

  • Try showing him A League of Their Own and watch his head explode
  • Tyr showing him Field of Dreams and watch his head explode
  • Try showing him Cobb and watch his head explode

Best Weapon Against it: The Live-Ball Era

Tips: Mention how much you like Coca-Cola. He’ll like that.

Warning: Don’t mention anything outside of Baseball. It just gets depressing.

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