Description: A mortarboard is a square academic cap that is customarily worn during a student’s graduation. It is affixed to a person’s head via a skull-cap. Which sounds pretty Metal when you think about it. It also has somewhat sharp corners, making it a somewhat difficult opponent.
Ultimate Weapon: Sharp Corners
- Find peace in the fact that Mortarboards are only worn for a few hours
- Seriously, people pay over $100 for a hat they will only wear once
- That’s pretty stupid
Best Weapon Against It: Literally every Other Day in Existence
Tips: Skip formal Graduation and spend the day Drinking with Girls/Boys
Warming: Watch out for those Tassels. They’re hypnotic.