So You Want to Fight Dante?

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First off, we gatta clear something up, because there are only two notable “Dantes” worth taking on. There’s Dante Alighieri, the 14th Century Italian Poet who wrote Divine Comedy. The other Dante is the demon hunting protagonist of the Devil May Cry video game series. Both are heavyweights in their own rights, but each requires different strategy.

Luckily, you came to the right place.

Ultimate Technique: Devil Trigger (Yes, Dante Alighieri had Devil Trigger)

Tactics

  • Both men know a lot about Hell, so try to get them flustered by making up fact Inferno facts
  • Continue to egg them on, as both Dante’s aren’t the best people persons
  • If at all possible, try to get them to fight each other. Dante vs. Dante would be awesome.

Tip: Try to get video game Dante to dye his hair. He seems less intimidating that way.

Warning: Don’t make the poet Dante’s stories into video games. That’s the secret 10th Circle of Hell.

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